Reason #11

A gazelle in a tuxedo, a larger than life action character, a talking reptiles, a guy with a million stories wacky claims, a retired athlete. These are all just company spokespeople. And sure, I've got some of those companies. Not all of them, just the few good ones. If you see a huge insurance company logo that's sponsoring a Sunday golf final, I've probably got them too.

I won't have a talking dog or clown beeping his bicycle horn at you. It's just me and my staff. We're not fancy. But we're good! No gimmicks or distractions. Just straight talk.

I can tell you a joke if you want. But I'd rather make sure your assets and every thing you've worked for your whole life is protected.